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Unicorn Meat

$12.99 | Amazon→

Mmm-mmmm! Just like momma used to make! This can comes filled with Grade-A unicorn meat, that may or may not be fit for human consumption*. 110% organic and fed with the dreams and wishes of tiny children everywhere!

 

*Definitely not fit for human consumption.