cactus growing kit

Grow Your Own Cactus

$6.50 | Amazon→

Grow your own Saguaro Cactus! Everyone knows cacti are loyal to their creators, so you can imprint on yours early for a lifelong loyal companion to guard your house and keep your children safe. Just kidding, it’s just a plant! The seeds sprout In 3-10 days and comes with a pot, soil, and instructions. Warning: next to your morning alarm clock is not a good place for your cactus.