The baby mop

Baby Mop

All that baby does it eat and poop. Don’t you think it’s time to put him to work, make him earn his keep? After all, what’s the point of children if not for free labor? The baby mop onesie definitely solves that problem, since it’s probably still too small to hold a mop and broom. I guess there is probably a bonus if your baby drools a lot, because then you can get the spit shine special. You could strategically place crackers around the floor to ensure your baby hits all the hard to reach places. Or maybe you could tie the baby to the dogs collar and then play fetch for an extra fast floor cleaning. The possibilities are endless!

Really, this is the perfect invention. I think I’m going to amass an army of babies and start a house cleaning service…